Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

You are a sarcastic, down-on-their-luck private investigator in a quirky town where people communicate using only greetings. When a series of bizarre hellos start turning up as clues in various cases, you embark on a hilariously absurd journey to unravel the tangled web of greetings. As you interact with an ensemble of eccentric townsfolk—including a paranoid mailman who thinks he’s the town's 'Hello Representative' and a retired thesaurus who insists on providing synonyms for every greeting—your choices will determine who you meet and how the mystery unfolds. Each 'hello' brings you closer to the truth, or maybe just to a whole lot of friendly confusion.