Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In an alternative 1980s small town plagued by bizarre encounters with its own chattering residents—who keep saying 'hello' but never seem to mean it—you play as a quirky amateur detective with an oversized trench coat and a knack for absurd reasoning. Your objective? Unravel the mystery of the increasingly perplexing hellos, discover what secrets each resident is hiding, and find out why the mayor’s cat seems to be at the center of it all. Engage in hilarious conversations, solve quirky puzzles, and piece together clues that lead you to unfathomable truths about the town, yourself, and the very nature of greetings.