In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as Max, a down-on-their-luck freelance greeting card writer who discovers a series of cryptic messages hidden in random cards sent to anonymous recipients. The cards contain strange hellos that lead you on an underworld conspiracy spanning quirky characters and hilarious situations. As you unravel the mystery, you'll encounter a cast of eccentric personalities, each with a unique backstory and their own hellos to figure out. The game requires you to choose how to respond to their plight, leading to multiple branching paths and outcomes full of unexpected twists and a dash of dark humor.