Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Dive into an absurd and hilarious world where you play as Alex, an introverted greeting coordinator who suddenly finds themselves in the middle of a bizarre competition centered around the most outrageous greetings. Players must navigate quirky social scenarios, from a tech-savvy cult to a pirate-themed coffee shop, as they engage in wittily crafted dialogues. Your goal? To uncover the cult's secrets, gain allies, and turn every awkward hello into a chance for world domination (or at least a nice free coffee). Choices matter, and your sense of humor will be your best weapon in this nonsensical battle for greeting supremacy!