Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the absurd world of Gregor Fumble, a self-proclaimed 'Social Interrogator' who finds himself in a bizarre city where greetings hold supernatural power. In this interactive text-based game, players navigate a chaotic urban landscape filled with eccentric characters all obsessed with their unique ways of saying hello. As they unravel the mystery of the 'Hellonic Invasion'—where ordinary greetings are replaced by increasingly ridiculous salutations—players must decode the meanings behind these hellos, confront a rogue greetings cult, and ultimately decide how to restore normality to the lost art of salutation. With sarcastic commentary and darkly humorous twists, players will forge alliances and sway the fate of greetings in this hilariously twisted tale.