Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I came for the normal greetings, but stayed for the madness – who knew my name was 'Sassy Llama of Dread'?

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In a bizarre twist of fate, you wake up in a town where everyone greets each other with bizarre and inexplicable hellos. ‘Hello, garden gnome!’ or ‘Ahoy, my spectral overlord!’ becomes the norm. As the town spirals into chaos, it’s up to you, a snarky outsider, to uncover the origins of these peculiar greetings. Navigate through a quirky narrative filled with eccentric characters, each with their own outlandish theories. The more hellos you encounter, the deeper into the mystery you dive. Your choices shape the storyline, leading to multiple endings based on how well you adapt to this strange society and discover the truth behind the hellos.