Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the quirky town of Burbleton, where everyone seems to have forgotten what a normal greeting sounds like. As the new arrival, you're mysteriously bestowed with the town's collective greetings after a bizarre incident at the annual 'Welcome to Burbleton' festival. Armed with just your wits, a sarcastic inner monologue, and a peculiar ability to use these greetings against the townsfolk, you'll solve the mystery of the town's missed connections while navigating outlandish characters, outlandish situations, and absurd puzzles that unfold in a series of comedic vignettes. Can you figure out whose hellos are whose before your time runs out, or will peace and pleasantries be forever lost in Burbleton?