Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If hellos could kill, I’d be six feet under with a coffee stain.

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In a world where every greeting has its own sentience, players take on the role of Cass, a struggling private detective with an uncanny ability to read the emotions behind hellos. After receiving a series of bizarre and threatening salutations, Cass must navigate a web of eccentric characters—each representing a distinct style of greeting—to uncover the truth behind the parsed words. Players can choose how to respond to greetings, influence relationships, and unlock clues, all while piecing together a conspiracy that could alter the fabric of social interaction. The game challenges conventional social norms, exploring themes of communication, emotional intelligence, and the absurdity of daily life. With witty dialogue and an array of quirky companions, players will find themselves in a charmingly chaotic adventure.