Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky city known for its oddities, you've unexpectedly become the central figure in a series of bizarre greetings that have baffled residents. Each time you walk down the street, an eccentric character greets you with a unique 'hello'. However, as you unravel the mystery, you discover that these greetings are linked to a larger rooftop conspiracy involving a cult of greeting card enthusiasts who believe the perfect greeting can change reality. Navigate through offbeat encounters, solve puzzles, and collect the most extravagant hellos from the townspeople to confront the leader of the cult and restore normalcy—if you can figure out what normal even means anymore. Choices you make will affect the tone of the greetings and the absurdity of the plot, leading to one of several hilarious and unexpected endings.