Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings possess magical powers, you play as a down-on-their-luck greeting card writer who accidentally uncovers an underground society that steals and hoards unique hellos. Journey through bizarre locations—like the Awkward Handshake Alley and the Polite Palaver Palace—while interacting with eccentric characters from both sides of the greeting trade. Solve puzzles, indulge in witty banter, and collect greetings to unlock the ultimate hello that can change the fate of greetings forever. Your choices influence the tone of your hellos, leading to dramatically different outcomes based on how you choose to greet or insult others in this hilariously chaotic world.