Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, ever-shifting world where every greeting can lead to a wild twist, you play as Sam, an ambitious but hapless courier in a bustling city where unexpected hellos ignite chaotic interactions. Each greeting you encounter—be it from a flamboyant street performer, a brooding artist, or a confused tourist—unlocks a unique dialogue branch and adventure. Navigate through various comedic situations, and uncover secret factions of 'Hello Cults' who believe that greetings hold mystical powers. As the story unfolds, your choices determine whether you become the city's next 'Hello Hero' or an infamous 'Greeting Grump.'