Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, bustling city where greetings come to life, you've found yourself in the oddest situation: people are mysteriously disappearing, leaving behind only their outlandish greetings. As a cynical private investigator with an affinity for sarcasm and a knack for eavesdropping, you must navigate a labyrinth of eccentric characters, absurd situations, and surreal dialogue. Unravel the secrets behind the bizarre hellos that haunt the city and discover the hidden connections between the missing citizens. Choose your dialogue options wisely as they affect relationships, suspects, and the hilarity of the unfolding narrative. Can you crack the case before the next enthusiastic 'Hello!' reveals another victim?