Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, players find themselves in the small town of Quibblewood, known for its peculiar customs and even stranger inhabitants. The adventure begins when one mundane morning, the protagonist—an amateur detective with a penchant for sarcasm—wakes up to find that the town's standard greeting has inexplicably changed. Now every resident is referring to each other with bizarre and shocking phrases instead of 'hello.' As players interact with eccentric characters and navigate hilarious yet dark subplots, they must piece together the origin of this bizarre phenomenon. Along the way, they'll uncover secrets, face absurd challenges, and ultimately confront a hidden figure whose motivations are as funny as they are dramatic. Can you restore the town’s normal greeting before it spirals into chaos?