Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings are currency, you play as a lowly 'Salutation Specialist' who must navigate the absurd landscapes of various neighborhoods, each governed by their unique greeting systems. From the overly enthusiastic Hand-Shmackers of Glove Town to the aloof Bow and Nods of Etiquette Estates, every interaction is a chance to collect, trade, and even invent new greetings. Along your journey, you'll face humorous challenges, unlock strange characters, and uncover the secret of why the 'Big Hello' has gone missing. Can you restore balance to the greeting economy before society devolves into a chaotic silence? Your choices dictate the evolution of greetings and the fate of this wacky world!