Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world of hellos, I’m only fluent in sarcasm.

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In a world where greetings carry way more weight than small talk, players step into the worn shoes of a disgruntled 'Overseer of Hellos', a bureaucrat responsible for managing and enforcing proper greetings across an absurd dystopia. Players must navigate a series of outrageous interactions, deciphering unexpected 'hellos' from various quirky characters, each with their own backstory and conflicts. With each encounter, you'll need to choose how to respond — either embracing the chaos or maintaining the mundane. As you unravel the mystery behind special hellos sprinkled with magic, treachery, and charm, you will uncover the truth about a sinister greeting assassination plot that threatens civilization as we know it. Your choices shape the tone of the world, and you can either save it or let it descend into absolute nonsense.