Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

“If my life were a sitcom, this is the part where I trip over a talking lamp.”

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In "Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?", you play as an amateur detective named Riley Flint, who inherits a quirky antique shop from a distant relative in a bustling city. The catch? The shop is filled with bizarre talking artifacts—each with its own personality and backstory—who all claim to have been addressed in cryptic notes left behind. These notes lead you on a twisted scavenger hunt through the city to uncover the true identity of their previous owner, who seems to have a sinister connection to a cabal of eccentric collectors. As you interact with the artifacts and navigate dysfunctional social circles, you'll solve brain-bending puzzles while embracing the absurdities of life, death, and everything in between. Your choices directly affect the city's fate and the lives of its quirky inhabitants, culminating in a choice that determines who walks away with the truth and who remains forever puzzled.