Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the quirky world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', where you play as a washed-up greeting card writer who stumbles upon a mysterious box filled with unclaimed greetings from famous celebrities. Armed with only your wit and a penchant for mischief, you must decipher clues hidden within these bizarre messages. As you journey through a series of oddball encounters, you'll uncover a conspiracy involving an underground greeting card syndicate that threatens the very essence of politeness. Every decision leads to either befriending the strangest characters or getting buried in over-the-top absurdity. Will you ultimately unravel the mystery while keeping your sanity intact?