Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a hello for every awkward situation I've been in, I’d be a billionaire… or just really confused.

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In a quirky, alternate universe where greetings are the most powerful currency, you play as Lenny, a socially awkward greeting historian who discovers a conspiracy to monopolize hellos. Players navigate a surreal world filled with eccentric characters and absurd scenarios, collecting unique greetings from various cultures and uncovering the dark secrets of those who seek to control them. With each choice you make, the story branches into wildly humorous and dramatic territories, leading to multiple endings based on how you interact with the world and its inhabitants.