Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world of exaggerated social norms, you play as a jaded greeting card writer who finds their everyday life upended when a series of bizarre greetings appear all over town—each leading to unforeseen consequences. As you navigate this satirical universe, your task is to uncover the origins of these hellos, all while crafting absurd and witty responses to keep your job and social standing intact. Confront quirky characters, decipher unique clues hidden in hilariously convoluted social situations, and reveal the dark absurdity behind the simple act of saying 'hello.' Can you expose the truth before the city is overwhelmed by greeting chaos?