Step into the chaotic world of ‘Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?’, an interactive text-based adventure where you play as a disgraced greeting card writer who has accidentally triggered an unanticipated scrap of magic. Every person you meet is cursed to greet you with an unfamiliar and often wildly inappropriate salutation, setting off a chain of bizarre and hysterical events. Explore the quirky neighborhoods of a surreal city, solve strange puzzles, and piece together the hidden connections between the greetings and the residents while trying to undo the spell. Each choice you make will weave the fabric of this comedic narrative, leading you to unexpected alliances and laugh-out-loud scenarios. The goal? To restore normal greetings and discover the source of this greeting madness before it spirals out of control!