Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a whimsical, text-based universe where every greeting is mysteriously linked to a hidden secret, you play as an unassuming private investigator named Alex Quirk. One day, you receive a string of anonymously signed 'hellos' from various eccentric characters claiming to know something about your past. As you dig deeper, you uncover a tangled web of relationships, unexpected friendships, and hilariously absurd scenarios that will keep you guessing. Navigate through dialogues and choices that reveal the humorous backstories of each character and piece together the mystery behind these peculiar greetings—and why they might just involve a talking cat with an attitude.