Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based adventure, you assume the role of a burnt-out private investigator who specializes in greetings gone wrong. The once-peaceful town of Salutation Springs has been turned upside down by an inexplicable phenomenon: people can no longer say 'hello' without triggering bizarre, and at times, hilarious consequences. As you delve into this quirky mystery, you'll meet eccentric townsfolk, uncover hidden secrets, and ultimately determine who—or what—is behind these outrageous hellos. Your choices influence outcomes, from hilarious misunderstandings to dramatic confrontations, all while trying to bring some normalcy back to the town’s greetings.