Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling city where the mundane meets the absurd, you play as Avery Quip, a not-so-average linguist with a knack for solving social dilemmas. One day, you wake up to find that everyone around you has developed a peculiar habit of greeting each other with bizarre, nonsensical phrases instead of traditional hellos. From 'How does your cactus feel today?' to 'Did you ever find that purple unicorn?', each interaction you have opens up a web of relationships, hidden agendas, and strange personalities. Your mission? To decode this peculiar social pattern while navigating dramatic friendships, backstabbing office rivalries, and the occasional existential crisis. Will you restore normalcy, embrace the chaos, or maybe even join the madness yourself? Choice-based gameplay allows you to influence the outcome of friendships and unravel the truth behind the city's strange dialect.