Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as a mildly cynical private investigator in an absurd city where greetings are mysteriously disappearing. Every day, strangers start their conversations without the customary 'hello,' and you've been hired by a particularly disgruntled citizen to get to the bottom of this bizarre phenomenon. As you unfold the narrative, you'll encounter a variety of eccentric characters, each with their own theory about the vanishing hellos. From a conspiracy theorist claiming it's an alien plot to a sarcastic barista who thinks it's all part of a social experiment, players must gather clues, make choices, and piece together the truth while maintaining your own unique sense of humor. The game’s structure allows for multiple endings based on the player's choices, blending comedy with mystery in a delightfully unpredictable way.