Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you wake up in a peculiar world where every greeting leads to unexpected consequences. As the self-proclaimed 'Professional Hello Investigator', your job is to track down the origins of bizarre hellos scattered throughout the town. Each encounter reveals eccentric characters with uniquely funny backstories tied to their greetings, from a librarian who greets everyone with Shakespearean flair to a conspiracy theorist who believes each hello is a code. Solve riddles, engage in witty banter, and collect clues that lead you down a hilariously twisted path of misunderstandings and revelations about the town's secretive past. The more hellos you uncover, the more absurdity unfolds!