Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where everyone mysteriously greets each other with the phrase 'Hello' followed by a different, often absurd word, you, a rebellious linguist, stumble upon a bizarre conspiracy involving the town's language and an ancient artifact that holds the key to understanding why. Your choices will shape the interactions with eccentric townsfolk, uncover hidden agendas, and piece together the true meaning behind the peculiar greetings. Will you unravel the mystery, or will you end up with a face full of confusion?