Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as Max Moxley, a washed-up former detective turned linguistics professor who discovers a series of cryptic and bizarre greetings appearing all over town. As he investigates these peculiar hellos, Max uncovers a conspiracy involving an underground society of greeting card enthusiasts, each vying for control of the ultimate greeting card. This text-based adventure combines humor, wordplay, and quirky characters as players navigate through a hall of strange puns, write their own greeting challenges, and choose between bizarre paths that determine the fate of the world’s greetings. Will you solve the mystery before the next holiday season? Or will the world end up saying 'hello' in the most awkward ways imaginable?