Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a charmingly absurd world where greetings are currency, players assume the role of a hapless Greeting Broker, navigating a society obsessed with 'hellos'. Dive through quirky towns filled with bizarre characters who interpret greetings differently, from the overenthusiastic to the downright rude. As players navigate various social scenarios—ranging from negotiating with a businessman who only accepts 'howdys' to a poet who believes every hello should be a haiku—they must collect greetings, maintain relationships, and ultimately discover the true power of communication. The narrative is filled with hilarious encounters, unexpected plot twists, and multiple endings based on the unique greetings you choose.