In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as a forgetful private investigator named Sam Slatter, who wakes up to find a bizarre series of greeting cards mysteriously delivering themselves to your doorstep every morning. Each card contains greetings from various characters with outrageous personalities, each hinting at a wild, interconnected story that gradually unfolds. Your task is to unravel the mystery behind these bizarre hellos while weeding through humor, absurdity, and eccentric characters in a city that seems to be filled with improbable coincidences. As you make choices, the tone fluctuates between wacky comedy and thrilling intrigue, ensuring that every decision can lead to ludicrous new storylines or uncover pivotal truths.