Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bizarre world where every greeting is an automatic job offer, you, a struggling introvert, wake up to find an avalanche of messages from potential employers with increasingly ridiculous job titles. As you navigate through an absurd universe, you'll uncover a conspiracy that connects these absurd job offers to a shadowy organization known only as 'The Greetings Guild.' Each message leads you down a comedic and dramatic path filled with oddball characters, surreal settings, and wild choices that will make or break your new career in greeting-based endeavors. Can you figure out who’s behind the greeting madness and avoid getting hired for jobs that will ruin your life?