Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of Zeke, a washed-up private investigator in a city plagued by absurdly mysterious messages featuring perplexing hellos. The citizens are baffled as their everyday lives are interrupted by these cryptic greetings that seem to surface only when someone feels particularly down on their luck. As Zeke, you'll navigate a variety of hilarious characters, including a conspiracy-theorist cat, a cheerful yet evasive barista, and a shadowy figure with a penchant for bad puns. Solve puzzles, gather clues, and unearth the secrets behind the hellos while contending with your own existential crises—all wrapped in a delightful blend of humor and mystery.