In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you step into the shoes of a cynical, out-of-work private investigator in a quirky town where people greet one another with cryptic 'hellos' that hold hidden meanings. As you navigate through a web of eccentric characters and bizarre situations, your task is to decipher the importance of each greeting, unearthing secrets and solving the mystery of a peculiar phenomenon sweeping through town: a greetings epidemic that causes people to forget their own names. Engage in conversations, collect clues, and choose your dialogue options wisely to navigate relationships and uncover the truth behind this absurd upheaval along with the dark forces at play.