Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this absurd, text-based adventure, you play as a quirky investigator plunging into a bizarre world where every person's 'hello' is a coded message that either leads you closer to solving a mystery or into the depths of confusion. Traversing through a whimsical town, you must uncover secrets hidden behind mundane greetings. Armed with nothing but your wit and an eccentric cast of characters, the player navigates through humorous dialogues, absurd choices, and unexpected revelations—all converging in a hilarious showdown at the town square. Can you decipher the intent behind these peculiar hellos and unravel the town's greatest secret, or will you just end up more confused than when you started?