In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', players step into the shoes of Benny Blume, a quirky and somewhat aloof private investigator in a whimsical, surreal city where every greeting feels like a riddle. Benny has been called upon to solve the mystery of who is sending bizarre greeting cards to the city's eccentric residents, and each card is accompanied by a clue in the form of a greeting. As players navigate through different neighborhoods filled with colorful characters—from a conspiracy theorist who believes the cards are from aliens to an overly enthusiastic cat lady—Benny must piece together the puzzle while engaging in hilarious banter and witty dialogue. The decisions you make affect not only the mystery's outcome but also Benny's relationships and sanity in a city that seems to be alive with its own sense of humor.