Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In the bustling city of Nomenclature, an enigmatic epidemic has struck: everyone is mysteriously greeting each other with the wrong names! You play as Wren, a snarky private investigator with a knack for absurdity. Tasked with unraveling this quirky mystery, you must navigate a web of colorful characters—from a disgruntled librarian who swears she’s been called 'Queen of the Underworld' to a conspiracy theorist insisting that cats are the real culprits. Make choices that lead you to wild clues, hilarious encounters, and unexpected twists, all while collecting comical insults and discovering the true power of a name. Get ready for puns, silliness, and dark humor as every 'hello' might lead you one step closer to solving or further from sanity!