Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

What are hellos without a good ol’ existential crisis?

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as Remy, a cynical underachiever who has recently started receiving mysterious, anonymous greetings from a slew of enigmatic characters in their mail, personal space, and even through graffiti on the streets. As the messages escalate from quirky hellos to bizarre and sometimes unsettling demands, Remy becomes entangled in a web of intrigue involving eccentric local personalities, each harboring secrets and hilarious motivations. In a blend of investigative storytelling and absurd humor, players must interact with a colorful cast, unlock layers of comedic drama, and decipher who is behind the strange greetings while grappling with the question: Is this all just a prank or something deeper? Prepare for snappy dialogue, quirky sidequests, and a narrative that spirals into the absurd, leading to a finale that’s both shocking and sidesplitting.