Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bizarre alternate reality where greetings hold magical power, players take on the role of an underachieving greeting-card writer named Sam. One day, Sam accidentally discovers an ancient book that allows them to craft unique hellos, each unlocking quirky abilities and influencing the world around them. As they navigate through a series of absurd scenarios—such as a rebellious cat cult and a bakery run by sentient pastries—Sam must use their greeting skills to win over eccentric characters, solve outrageous dilemmas, and prevent the town's impending disaster. Along the way, players face choices that shape the story and determine whether Sam becomes a celebrated hero or a walking punchline.