Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you are a cynical private investigator in a city where greetings can have deadly consequences. After a series of suspicious 'hellos' trigger bizarre and unfortunate events leading to a string of mysterious disappearances, it's up to you to unravel the comedic chaos behind these seemingly innocuous salutations. Navigate through quirky neighborhoods, interrogate eccentric witnesses, and follow the absurd clues that emerge as you dig deeper into the city's strange social fabric. Will you discover the truth behind the hellos or end up saying goodbye yourself?