Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bizarre town where greetings are mysteriously stolen, you take on the role of Sam Wit, a sardonic private investigator with a talent for wisecracks. As you navigate through quirky characters and absurd scenarios, you must uncover the culprits behind the thefts of hellos—ranging from weird cults to overzealous social media influencers. Your choices shape the storyline, leading to hilarious twists and side-splitting revelations about the nature of communication itself. Will you restore hellos to their rightful owners or be forever stuck in awkward silences?