Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every hello I got wrong, I'd have, like... a whole bunch of nickels! Wait, is that a thing?

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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Step into the shoes of Max Flannigan, a disgraced detective turned eccentric outcast in a bustling, surreal city where greetings are both a currency and a puzzle. Each time someone says 'hello' to you, they trigger a bizarre event or reveal a hidden truth about a secret society known as 'The Hello Cult.' Unravel the chaos while navigating awkward encounters with quirky townsfolk, all while trying to reclaim your reputation. Choose your responses wisely—every hello brings a new twist, and the fate of the city could rest on your wit and humor. Can you decode the seemingly innocent greetings and put an end to this absurd mystery?