Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If these hellos end up in hell, I’m bringing the punchline!

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In this quirky interactive text-based adventure, you play as Max Hightower, a burnt-out greeting card writer who discovers a peculiar mystery unfolding in his small town: someone has been sending mysterious and absurd greeting cards to the residents with bizarre messages that are causing chaos and hilarity. As you navigate between quirky characters, cryptic clues, and a plethora of zany interactions, you must solve the case of the 'Unknown Sender' while simultaneously crafting your own genius cards. Will you uncover the identity of the card bandit before the town devolves into greeting card anarchy?