Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If you think hellos are strange, you should see the goodbyes!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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Step into the shoes of Franny, a washed-up private detective with an unusual case: cryptic greetings are being left around town, each one leading to bizarre, comedic situations that unveil the secrets of the eccentric residents. Delve into the absurdity as you meet a cast of quirky characters, from a conspiracy-theorist librarian to a cat-obsessed florist. Solve the mystery of the hellos, uncover hilarious truths, and decide whether to expose these eccentricities or join the madness yourself. Each choice reveals different pathways through this interactive narrative, ensuring that each playthrough is unique.