Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Welcome to the inquiry of a lifetime! Or, at the very least, until my shift ends.

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a quirky small town where everyone mysteriously has the same friendly greeting but refuses to say who it belongs to, players step into the shoes of Max, an aspiring detective and part-time barista. As Max, you're tasked with uncovering the origins of this bizarre collective greeting while navigating a host of eccentric characters. Each person you interrogate has a comical story about their relationship with the greeting, revealing secrets, hidden rivalries, and absurd plot twists. The story evolves based on your choices, resulting in multiple endings that range from heartwarming to downright ludicrous.