Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where saying 'hi' could cost you your life, I prefer a wave from a safe distance.

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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Set in a quirky, dystopian city where greetings are currency and social etiquette dictates life's survival, players navigate a labyrinth of bizarre characters and perplexing situations. Each player, a 'Hello Merchant', must decipher a series of cryptic greetings that hold the key to their past, present, and future. Players can choose to ally with eccentric townsfolk or deceive them to climb the social ladder. As players unravel the absurd mystery of the city’s enigmatic greeting-culture, their choices determine if they become a celebrated figure or simply another forgotten 'hello' in the chaos of this realm.