In a world where communication has devolved to nothing but bizarre greetings, players take on the role of Atticus Grumble, a grumpy but witty detective hired to investigate a peculiar phenomenon: greetings are mysteriously popping up across the city, but not a single soul knows who is sending them. Each greeting, from the absurdly whimsical to the downright pretentious, leads Atticus through bizarre encounters with eccentric characters, strange cults, and comedic conspiracies. Players must piece together clues, solve quirky puzzles, and uncover the truth behind these hellos before the ultimate greeting competition culminates in chaos.