Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, constantly shifting world where hellos carry unexpected baggage, you play as a cynical greeting card writer named Max who accidentally becomes the liaison for a chaotic interdimensional greeting society. Dive into multiple parallel timelines each time you answer a 'hello,' leading to strange encounters with bizarre characters, from overly friendly aliens to grouchy time travelers. Your choices impact not only how you answer hellos but also the fates of entire timelines. Hilarious consequences await as you navigate misunderstandings and shift the destinies of those trapped in repetitious greetings.