Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling metropolis where every stranger you greet mysteriously introduces themselves with a bizarre formality, you play as a disgruntled journalist who has had enough. Armed with nothing but a smartphone and your sarcastic wit, embark on a quest to unravel the city's bizarre custom of hyper-formal greetings. Gather clues, interrogate quirky characters, and unearth the origins of this absurd phenomenon, all while maneuvering through social faux pas and uncovering darkly comedic secrets that put the fabric of reality at stake. Your choices will lead to strange encounters and rewrite the city’s etiquette, turning formality on its head in this interactive text adventure filled with humor, drama, and unexpected twists.