Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every unreturned hello, I’d still be broke but at least I’d have a good story!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a quirky town where greetings are mysteriously stolen, you play as an amateur detective with a knack for the absurd. As you interact with zany townsfolk, uncover hidden truths, and navigate bizarre scenarios, you must piece together the whereabouts of every stolen hello. With a blend of eccentric characters and unexpected plot twists, you’ll uncover a tangled web of secrets that will challenge your perceptions of social norms and relationships. Expect laughter, intrigue, and plenty of eccentric dialogue in this interactive text-based adventure.