In a world where greetings have become currency, you play as Sam, a broke urban drifter who stumbles upon a mysterious artifact: an ancient greeting card that grants the power to control how people say hello. As Sam, you must navigate through a whimsical yet dark city where awkward encounters and absurd exchanges dictate social status and survival. Players will engage with an eclectic cast of characters, each with unique ways of greeting and colorful backstories. Your choices determine not only how each interaction unfolds but who wins the greeting wars as you climb the hierarchy of 'Hello-hood'.