Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?
If I had a nickel for every hello I’ve deciphered, I’d have enough to buy my way out of this awkward conversation!
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In this interactive text-based adventure, players immerse themselves in the life of Miles, a quirky private investigator in a small town where everyone greets you with endless 'hellos'—but there's a twist: each hello carries secrets that could unravel the fabric of reality. As Miles, you must decipher the true meanings behind these greetings, interact with bizarre townsfolk, and navigate ridiculous side quests while piecing together a mystery that’s both hilarious and dramatic. With your trusty notepad and an arsenal of bizarre detective gadgets, you'll encounter absurd situations, uncover unexpected connections, and ultimately discover that the truth behind the town’s relentless hellos may be more outrageous than you ever imagined.
